Saturday, 8 August 2009

Things your abusive neighbours may not know

>>Sound doesn’t stop at their boundary

>>Smells do not stop at their boundary

>>Garages are not soundproof

>>Garages are for keeping cars in, not for skill sawing, panel beating or band practice

>>Dogs are living beings, not just house alarms you have to feed

>>Their deck is not a pub
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>>They are not living in the middle of a ten acre block, but on a quarter acre section surrounded by other homes

>>There are people all around them who do not work Mon – Fri, 9 - 5, some work on weekends and need to sleep on Friday and Saturday nights, and some do shift work, and need to sleep during the day

>>Because they share their lifestyle with the whole neighbourhood, there are people all around them who know, (even though they would prefer not to know) what they cook on their barbeque, what they drink, what they smoke, what they say to each other, who their visitors are, oh, and of course what their favourite music is.

>>If a burglar tranquilises their dog, the people around will be grateful for the temporary cessation of barking
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>>If they yell and scream because of an emergency, no one will be able to tell the difference

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