For the person who needs more enemies:
>> A barking dog – and if it barks at night, it will add double, triple, or even more enemies than a dog which only barks during the day
>> A skill saw – make enemies while pursuing your hobby woodworking projects
>> A drum kit – guaranteed to turn your neighbours into enemies at the mere sight of it
>> A stereo with jack hammer quality bass-boomer and room sized speakers – entertain the crowds at Western Springs while making enemies of your entire Rotorua suburb
>> A mini motorbike – for making enemies over an even larger area
Christmas present suggestion for the person with a barking dog:
Make a nice CD for them, recording the animal they love so much barking its head off, and suggest to them that they play it all day in their work place, to enjoy the same connection with their beloved pet which their neighbours experience all day while they are out.
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